Alright, I’ll have to admit it, sometimes, I’m evil!  That’s right, not real evil, but evil none-the-less.  Now, that doesn’t mean that I’m out robbing liquor stores or taking on contracts to kill people, not that I haven’t thought of it, but, still, I haven’t done any of that.  But, evil in the sense that when someone annoys me I usually wish them dead!!  Now, I know you’re thinking, ‘NO!  Say it isn’t so!’.  Well, I can’t.  If you’ve driven past me and cut me off, if you looked in the rear view, and could lip read, you’d probably see me saying something like, ‘Hope you die, you bastard.’, which also happens to be a great line from one of my favorite movies, Bachelor Party.  Or if you slow me down in the check out at the local store, because you have to play twenty stupid questions with the clerk before you’re through with your transaction, then I’ve hoped to see your flaming car at the side of the road as I leave the store.  So, yes, I’m evil, but at least I’m only evil in my mind…..so far!!  (dramatic music swells here)

    And speaking of evil, the movie this time is a pretty evil one.  It’s called Mute Witness and it’s about, well, a mute witness.  It’s the story of a mute woman who does special effects for a movie that’s being filmed in Russia.  Well, one night she forgets her makeup case or some damn thing and has to go back to the studio alone, not knowing that they’ve rented the place out to a guy who’s filming snuff films.  No, not movies about chewing tobacco, movies where people die for real!  Well, she sees everything and the killer sees her seeing it, and he’s already got the plot for his next movie!

     This is a pretty good movie, you’ll find it in the horror section, but it’s really not a horror movie.  It’s more like a Hitchcock movie with a bit more graphic violence.  So, if you’re interested in a sit on the edge of your seat thriller, or just wanna see what it looks like behind the scenes of a snuff movie, this one is for you!  So check it out and stay outta my way, unless you want me to curse you as I’ve done so many others!!  And until next time, remember, the best movies are bad movies!!!