Do you believe in reincarnation?  I’m not sure if I do or not.  Sometimes I wish that if I do come back it could be as my wife’s cat.  Nothing gets treated better than that cat!!  Not even me!  But then I figure, with the life

I’ve led, I’d probably come back as a dung beetle or something.  And that’s the last thing I want, I’ve dealt with enough shit in this life to want it to be my occupation in the next!  So, when I feel like I’ve been good I hope there is reincarnation and when I’ve been bad, I hope there’s no such thing.  I guess that makes me a kind of religious politician, wishy-washy!

     Anyway, speaking of reincarnation, what if a serial killer got reincarnated as a snowman.  Now, I know that’s one of those questions for the ages, but let’s ask it again with the movie this time, Jack Frost.  Jack Frost is really just what I said, only the serial killer isn’t reincarnated, so much as mutated by some weird government chemical.  I wonder why the government has such a hard time with so much stuff, but when it comes to strange and dangerous chemicals, they’re right out there on the cutting edge?  Anyway, Jack gets put into the body of a snowman and gets back to his job, serial killing.  You know, if you don’t kill someone yourself, it’s not gonna get done right! 

     Just be careful, make sure you get the right movie, there’s also a movie called Jack Frost with Michael Keaton.  That one’s one of those touchy, feely, please someone kill me kind of movies. You want the Jack Frost with the snowman with the point icicles for teeth on the cover!  Check it out, and remember, the best movies are bad movies!