

There’s something to be said for someone who is so in love with his or her job that he doesn’t realize what a crappy job he’s doing. And, no, I’m not talking about the kid at the local Burger Hut who forgets to ‘hold the pickle’ every single time I hit the drive thru. No matter how loud I yell or how much I curse into that speaker, he always leaves the pickle on there…but I digress. Ed Wood was a director who brought us such movies as Violent Years, Jail Bait, The Bride and The Beast and, the Citizen Kane of bad movies, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

And therein lies the beauty and humor of ‘b’ movies to me. I find something intrinsically humorous about the idea of someone ‘pitching’ Child’s Play to a studio. I imagine that it goes a little something like this.
Filmmaker, “I’ve got this great idea for a movie. It’s about a doll who’s
Possessed by a serial killer who’s trying to find a new body
For himself.”
Studio Boss, “That’s BRILLIANT! This movie has Oscar written all over it!
How much money do you need? And how soon can you get
Started?!?!”