A Word Of Wisdom About The Jena 6 Situation

Are you as sick of all this racial crap as I am? I don't know about you, but I've never seen anyone wearing a nazi symbol or a kkk hood, and I personally don't care what color your skin is, as long as you're not an asshole!

With all this junk going on in Jena, LA, I thought I would take a second to explain how this should have gone down. Here it is:

Some kids have a problem, the dumb ass white kids decide to hang some nooses from the tree in question. When they get to school the next day, the black kids beat their asses. Now, if I'm the parent of any of the white kids involved who got their asses kicked, I sit by their bedside and offer this advice. "Son, you did a really dumb-ass thing. You had your head up your own ass and someone didn't like it. Let's take this beating as a lesson to not be a redneck, racist idiot and we'll move on. Oh, and if this happens again, the ass beating the black kids give you will pale in comparison to what you'll get when you get home."

It's just that simple, no need to involve the police or lawyers, you take the kid by the ear and make him apologize to the other kids parents, explain that if you don't like someone, just leave them the hell alone...it's just that simple.

You see, if you just apply a little logic and parent your kids, instead of calling the cops, none of this would be in the news. Who was wrong in all this? Both sets of kids, the white kids for doing something that retarded and the black kids for reacting violently. Who's to blame? The parents for not nipping this in the bud very early. I understand that you'll get upset when your kid is injured, but when he's asking for it and then he gets it...as long as he's still alive and relatively intact...then you explain the lesson and move on!

Here endeth the lesson!

Brian The Bad Movie Guy