Employee Of The Month

What can you say about a movie once you say that Andy Dick is the funniest thing about it? Besides the obvious that, God This Must Be The Worst Movie Ever Made!!! Well, that can actually be said about the movie, Employee Of The Month.



Here's the story: Dane Cook is the typical bad employee at the local Cost-co, or Sam's Club type place. His rival is the head cashier, played by Dax Shepard. When a new female employee is hired (Jessica Simpson) the rumor begins to circulate that she sleeps with every employee of the month in her store, and the race between Dane and Dax begins to get into Jessica's pants!

From the start of this horrid little affair, it's plain where it's going. Dane will learn a lesson, Dax will be taught a lesson and Jessica will learn about the rumors being told about her...all of which are not true. If you don't see that coming from the DVD box alone, then you probably haven't watched any movies in the past five years. This is a cookie cutter movie of the worst type. You could pull out Cook and insert Adam Sandler or David Spade and have the same movie! I'm beginning to truly hate these movies, what was once called a 'feel good' movie is now just one script that floats around, and we change the names and the locations and that's about it. All we need is a comedian who's desperate to be a movie star and we got ourselves a movie!!!

I'm giving Employee Of The Month a lonely half a cigar,

because this movie insults your intelligence from the start! I mean, lets be serious, who would trust Jessica Simpson to correctly count anything, let alone change!?! So, until next time, when I'll still be wishing that someone in that store had bought a chainsaw and lost their mind, remember that the best movies are bad movies.