Snakes On A Plane...The Last Time, I Promise!

Forget Pulp Fiction, Adio Jedi and Screw Shaft, in Snakes On A Plane, Samuel L. Jackson is THE MAN! That's right, and he's had it with these M^#$@F*@#ing Snakes on this M^#$@F*@%in Plane!



What's it about? Well, it's just what you think it is, Snakes...and they're on a plane, but there's a bit more to it than that. You see, Sam is escorting a witness from Hawaii to L.A. to testify against a mob boss, and, since security is too tight to get any real weapons on the plane, our boss comes up with the idea of getting hundreds of venomous snakes on the plane and then making them hyper aggresive using pheromones. Now, all the snakes are attacking, the plane is over the Pacific and there's no turning back. If you take this movie for what it is, a great b movie, then it's one of the best of the past year!

Snakes On A Plane has a bit of everything, there's action, there's a bit of romance and lots of death by snake...yep, any part of your body that you might think could be painful if bitten by a snake get it, and when I say 'any part', I think you get my meaning!



I'm giving Snakes On A Plane four cigars out of four, because you'll be repeating these lines, and there's a lot more than the "I've had it..." line. There's "Praise The Playstation 2!", "Who's Your Daddy Now, Bitch!" and "Get This Snake Off My Ass!" believe me, the Bad Movie Guy, if you love drive in movies, you'll love Snakes On A Plane. So, until next time, when I'll talk about the sequel I'm writing, where a platoon of trained mongooses in a plane of their own fly up to attack the snakes on their plane, I'm calling it More Than Snakes On This Plane, remember that the best movies are bad movies.