Movies I'm Looking Forward To On DVD!

I'm not a big going to the theatre guy, unless it's one of those 'event' movies, like this Friday's Snakes On A Plane, or if the movie will just look better on the big screen, like one of the Star Wars movies. But, generally, I prefer to wait for the DVD release, that way I can choose which version I want to watch (I almost always go for the unrated edition) and I can be comfortable while I watch it. One of the main reasons (I feel) that most people my age have forgone the theatrical experience is because I want to see the movie, not listen to some dumbass in the back row who thinks it's Mystery Science Theatre...just a note to you guys, you're not funny, so shut up! So, in the spirit of not starting fights in public places (which I have been known to do over this annoyance), I try to stick to DVDs. And, there are a few that I can't wait to see.

Hard Candy - This story of pediphilia gone wrong (is that an oxymoron or what??!!) is supposed to be the horror movie of the year!

Feed - This tale of perverts who find it arrousing to over feed women who are so overweight that they can't leave the bed, until they eventually feed them to death is another movie that's not gory, but so disturbing that is had a hard time finding a distributor in the U.S. That's always a good sign in Bad Movie Guy World!!

Masters Of Horror: Imprint - This Takashi Miike episode of the acclaimed Showtime series was too twisted for American cable TV!!! And I'm talking about pay cable, not basic, so I gotta see what's so bad that Showtime would drop the episode. Plus, I'm a huge fan of Miike's other movies (Audition being a personal favorite).

Zombie Honeymoon - This tale of a woman so in love with her husband that she can't bear to lose him, even after he becomes an undead ghoul, just looks like a low budget classic!

Rooms For Tourists - On the surface this looks like
Hostel, but, from what I've read about it, this is a much better movie that Hostel. Forgive me all you Hostel fans, but Hostel was only marginally better than Eli Roth's first movie, Cabin Fever...which wasn't hard to manage because Cabin Fever SUCKED!!!

Ilsa, She Wolf Of The S.S. - Now, this is out there somewhere and it's fast becoming the holy grail for the ol' Bad Movie Guy. I've looked high and low and this movie (and it's sequels) are so hard to find that it's gone from 'looking for a movie' to 'righteous quest'!

There's just a few of the movies that I'm either looking for, or looking forward to. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to email me, or just leave a comment. I'm always on the lookout for movies that are different, low budget or just bizzare, and if you've seen one, let me know. Or, if there's a movie that you've heard of or always wanted to see, but figure that it sucks, let me know about those too...after all, it's my mission in life to be the body armor that provides the protection so that these bad movie 'bullets' don't get to you!