Mission: Impossible 3 - Getting Me To A Theatre!

Is it just me or has Tom Cruise turned from a guy that you didn't mind seeing in a movie, to a guy that you're so tired of seeing that you might actually take a swing at him if you saw him in person??

I get that he's insecure in his manhood. Why else do you jump up and down on Oprah like some kind of demented idiot, just to declare your love? I love my wife, but I've never jumped on any furniture to prove it. Do you know why?? Because I don't have anything to prove to anyone except her!!

Here's the deal, Tom. You're a movie star...NOT an actor. You make crappy movies like Mission: Impossible because we all like an action movie. We don't care what religion you are, we don't care what you think about any prescription drugs, we don't care what you think in general! Just do your dance, sing your song and then get back into your cage, monkey! That's what we, the American people, expect of you.

But, here's the deal, because I've seen you everywhere, desperately trying to prove to everyone on the face of the earth that you're NOT gay, honestly none of us care, and, if you had any kind of common sense, you'd remind yourself of the old Shakespeare quote, "I think thou doest protest too much." And now, frankly, I'm so sick of seeing you on every magazine and on every TV set in site, that I couldn't be less interested in seeing any movies that you're in!! Take a break, we're all glad that you've reproduced, but it's not like it's the first baby in the history of the planet, and honestly, you're just a little too excited about it! So, calm down and try to act normal...you ARE supposed to be an actor after all.