Die Sister, Die...wait, I mean, Die Movie, Die!!!
Has a movie ever made you homicidal?? No? So, I'm completely alone in this? Fine! Well, I have to admit that Die Sister, Die had me screaming, Die DVD Player, Die!! This is one of the dumbest things I've seen in years. Actually, it's little more than a TV movie dressed up for a video release.
Die Sister, Die is the classic tale of rich people who will kill each other over an inheritance. Sound familiar? Well, it should, this has been a staple in the 'twilight zone-ish' stories since the invention of television. And Die Sister, Die covers no new ground. And take a look at the poster up above there, does that look great? Well, it's a lesson in not judging a book, or DVD in this case, by it's cover. What's on the DVD cover has NOTHING to do with what's in the movie.
So, what looks like it might be a mildly interesting horror flick turns into a sub-par Night Gallery rip off, at best! So, this movie gets my lowest rating of all, a half cigar, because we all know that a half cigar isn't even worth smoking! So, until the next time remember not to judge books or DVD's by their cover and that the best movies are bad movies.
posted by Brian Morton @ 5:52 AM
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So Die Sister Die isn't the classic that I have dreamed of all these years? What a surprise! I remember that cover in the video shops when I was seven thinking "One day I'll see that classic"!!!!!! Unfortuantley I am still going to have to watch it, it can't be worse than The Blue Eyes Of The Broken Doll can it?????
I haven't seen The Blue Eyes Of The Broken Doll, but it's on my list now!!! I have a real issue with TV Movies from the 70s being dumped out there with new graphics, that fool people who've never heard of the movie! If you need to make money that badly, just sell flowers out by the freeway!!!!
I agree. It's the artwork that sells stuff like this. Both Die Sister Die and The dreadful Blue Eyes Of The Broken Doll are guilty of this! I told Drew Struzan this (he did the artwork to Star Wars/Indiana Jones/Harry Potter) but also a hell of a lot of crap too!!
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